The Definition of Frenzy

Frenzy is when there aren't enough hours in the day to accomplish all the things you imposed upon yourself to do.

Frenzy is when you are late to a meeting and the kids won't eat their cereal fast enough and you finally get out the door only to spill coffee on your shirt.

Frenzy is when it is your brand new favorite shirt that now has a permanent coffee stain in the shape of Africa on it.

Frenzy is when you finally make it to class on time and you realize that you left your homework at home.

Frenzy is when you try to recreate the assignment in the thirty seconds it takes for every one else to turn in their analyses of "Beowulf."

Frenzy is when you open the door on a rainy day and the neighbor's 100 pound dog comes barreling in and shakes himself dry all over the kitchen you just cleaned.

Frenzy is yelling at your husband because HE was the one who convinced you that an all white kitchen is "classy."

Frenzy is when the phone rings, the baby cries, and the timer on the stove goes off all at the same time to indicate that dinner is ready.

 Frenzy is when the smoke detector simultaneously erupts five minutes later at which time you realize that the menu is now charbroiled casserole.

Frenzy is when you pick up the stack of papers, race out the door to work, only to realize as you pass out your power point presentation that your printer ran out of ink on page three.

Frenzy is when you were planning on going to church on a Wednesday night when you look at the clock and realize that not only have you been on facebook for over an hour but that you have exactly five minutes and thirteen seconds before church starts and you need a shower.

Frenzy is when you realize that you promised a good friend that you would be there.

"Friendzy" is the "little friend" who is going to forgive you for not showing up and will laugh out loud at the cleverness of this extensive definition of frenzy.